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Managing Race Day Stress

This past Sunday, I had the great opportunity to run off a few of the Kit Kats which had been calling me home this Halloween season.  The Chicago Monster Dash (complete with a lovely stained glass medal) beckoned, and I obliged.

With registration in hand (there’s a good story behind that), I hit Grant Park on a gorgeous fall day, just as the Half Marathon crew was taking off around 8:00 a.m.   If you saw me wandering over to the start line Sunday morning, you might have thought that I was just another lame-o without a costume, getting ready to knock out three miles.  And I was.  But I was also a woman who ran dozens of races over the past ten years – but not a single running event - without being injured - in the past 18 months.

I don’t know about you, but for me, 18 months is a lifetime.  I mean, literally, children learn to walk and babble and do all sorts of things in 18 months.  People meet and get married in that amount of time.  Sometimes, they even wedge in a divorce.  In my intervening 18 months, I’d moved once, been through a stint of unemployment (and a return to work), welcomed multiple small children into my extended friends and family, and  – and – not to be underestimated – completed more than 30 PT visits and been introduced to the joys of cortisone.  In short, I’d been through some stuff. 

So toeing the line (or, more accurately, jumping in behind some girls dressed as Red and Green M&M and the Super Mario Brothers), had me feeling a bit stressed.  Was I really ready to try this distance?  Was I asking for trouble? 

I’ve been returning to running slowly, following the program given to me by my doc –  but I haven’t been following it to the tee.  I mean, really, that would make sense.  I’ve also been helping to pace the Chicago Endurance Sports 5k group this fall, and had been running without incident the past two weeks.  So part of my nervousness was wondering if 3 miles was too much, too soon.  (And trust me, when I say this, I cringe, becuase 3 miles used to be something I did when I was bored. )  But I knew that if I kept to my training, and kept an easy pace, all should be good.  And it was.  I focused on my “effort level” – how hard I was working throughout – and not on the pace per se – and felt pretty good at the finish.  No pain, and no worries.  Well, almost no worries. 

Because here’s something I didn’t count on:  all the race-day stuff that I thought just came with BIG races (you know, the ones where, if you quit, you’re 5-10 miles from home), well all of that was present too.  The things I thought would go away because I wasn’t running long – well, they were still there on Sunday, just for a shorter amount of time.  But make no mistake, they impacted the way I ran the race, and how I felt when I finished.  So here, a few pieces of advice about dealing with the race day stresses I encountered Sunday – and that you’re likely to encounter if you’re just the slightest bit like me!

Remember you race with others. The whole point of doing a 5k or a 10k is to put yourself in an event where you can push a bit with support – and an incentive to do well – AND  where you can feel like part of a community as you engage in a solo activity.  But running with others means you’re probably going to be impacted by them too.  Think about how you’ll handle it when the woman with the double-wide stroller cuts you off on the path – while talking on her cellphone.  Or how you might deal with a group who decides to walk right in front of you – four or five wide – while you’re trying to keep a pace.  These things happen, and they’re part of every race.  The best thing to do is either: decide you’re going to expend your energy to run AROUND them the whole race; or simply try to squeak through when you see a chance, smile, and keep breathing. 

On Sunday, I was so surprised by how much I wanted to keep at my effort level – without slowing down – that when Stroller Mom whipped around in front of me (but didn’t keep moving fast enough so that I wasn’t clipping her heels) I took two steps off the path and ran for about 20 yards – faster than I normally would – just to get ahead of her.  It wasn’t a great tactic, but it made me feel better.  

In other races, I’ve tapped people on the shoulder who did that to me, apologized, and said “can I squeak through?” and they oblige.  But it always goes down easy with a smile.  Remember, most people are just out there to have fun, and they don’t want to be in your way.  Be kind.  Or run ahead.  Either one works – one is just slightly more repeatable than the other.

Remember nothing’s perfect.  Saturday night before this race, the organizers found out they had to re-route the entire half marathon course.  People who had planned their mental game around a specific course were crushed by the idea that they were going North instead of South on our lakefront path. 

With so little notice, the course organizers did the best they could to create a route that would work for our police force, the Presidential security detail (he was in town and flying out near the course) and the runners.  And they did a great job – with one tiny flaw.  The re-routed course setup was just a hair long (for the half marathon, by about .4 mile.)  Some people who were using it to qualify – or who just wanted to claim a sub-something race, were disappointed.  Others were just glad they could run 13 miles AND tack on an extra .4 . 

In the 5k race, the mile markers were off.  I try to judge how well I’m doing by the pace I keep on each mile – but my “splits” – the pace per mile – were way off when I checked them against the mile markers.  As I kept looking at my watch after the last marker, I kept thinking “you suck, you’re never going to make it in”.  (Drama queen moment).  I did fine, and I came in in just over 50 minutes.  So the splits weren’t perfect.  It didn’t mean I was going to run TEN miles instead of 3 on Saturday.  I was just not going to be FULLY AWARE of every component on the course.  So what?  I still finished and had a great medal.  And that’s something to remember when you’re on the course.  Porta potties will be locked sometimes.  Pacers will not keep their pace.  Drawbridges may go up (as happened on Sunday).  It’s about keeping your cool – and your perspective on this.  It’s just. a. run.  Yes, you’re going to be thrown by it, but if you practice the mantra that “Sh*t happens” or “There is nothing I can do about THAT in THIS moment” you will have a much easier race. 

Find the joy.  When your’e in the zone – even if you’re a big, slow runner like me – sometimes you get so wrapped up in what you’re trying to accomplish that it’s like a tidal wave of coaching thoughts.  I’m a golfer, and I analogize it to standing over a balll, with a billion swing tips going through your head.  “Stand straight shoulders back  tuck that chest in  arms loose  pull back count and DOWNSWING and through and don’t dip and belt buckle to the pin and finish high!”   Jeeminy Christmas, it’s no wonder I chunk the ball half the time.

But when you’re running, it can be the same thing, and on race day, my running mantra goes a little like this: “Head up chin off the chest breathe in three out two and can you talk? and heel strike under your hips and god could that chest stop bouncing and ..”  You get the picture.  Add in the splits and a heart rate monitor and it’s DEFCON 4 out there and nobody knows it but me. 

So how do you keep from agitating yourself to death?  Simple.  Find the joy.  Focus on other people.  Watch that couple in front of you as they talk about the movie they saw last night.  Or keep your chin up – but take a look at the gorgeous scene around you (for me, this was Lake Michigan, sparkling on Sunday.)  Or find yourself a good looking runner to ogle!  There are options, people – all of them designed to distract you through 3.1 or 13.1 or 26.2 miles faster than you can say “shoe box”.  Take in what your’e seeing, though, and just grab the joy out of it. 

It’s that joy that brings me back to the path, every single time.  And as I left the race on Sunday, it was that joy that I carried with me.  I finished, pain free, and I had a blast.  I can’t wait for what’s next.

See you on the path.

Back in the game

When pitchers tear rotator cuffs, you can hear baseball analysts groan in sympathy.  When soccer players tear an ACL, thousands of former players wince.  And when runners come down with plantar fasciitis, joggers the world round start limping in sympathy.

So it is that I’ve returned to running, wincing a little bit every time I go out.   It’s not that I’m hurt anymore.  (Really, I’m not.  Most of the time.)  It’s more the idea of running again, of doing battle with that evil possibility of injury, just waiting to pounce.  It’s psyching me out.  And I don’t get psyched out easily.

After 8 weeks of not nearly enough activity, (erm, but enough to do what I’m about to do…), I’ve given in.  I need help.  And so it is that I’ve decided to return to the path with a little bit of support, structure, and fun.   After the Chicago Triathlon in late August, I benched myself in favor of working too much, and exercising too little.  (Anyone else been there, done that?)  I could feel the muscles in my legs (which I’d worked so hard to strengthen over 5 months of physical therapy) working just a bit harder every time I hit the stairs.

So last Saturday, when I went out for a nordic walk along the Chicago Lakefront, I thought to myself, “self, get thee back in the game”.  For me, that game means signing up with my walking/running group, Chicago Endurance Sports.  Lucky for me, they’ve designed a program like they knew I was coming.

This fall, for the first time ever, CES will be offering a combined 5k/10k and Half Marathon training program as part of its Winter Warriors series.  When I sauntered into the packet pickup last Saturday, intending to sign up for the half marathon, but only train for a 5k, I was thrilled when Jayme Tipre (long time CESer and administrative guru) informed me that the 5k/10k group would be an option.

After some discussion, we also discovered that they had a need for folks to act as Pace Group Leaders for the 5k/10k group.  And if you’re a reader, you know I always love the idea of helping people become runners for life, so I signed on – and then checked to make sure I could actually do the current distance.  (I can.) 

That means that tomorrow morning, I’ll be lining up at 7:15 with a ton of new-to-running or returning-to-running or I-just-want-to-run-regularly runners who aren’t in it for a half marathon, but who think that a 5k or a 10k is a perfectly acceptable (and healthy) distance to run.

For me, it’s about two things: seeing the amazing friends I’ve made over the years every weekend as we do something active – and holding myself accountable for these bi-weekly workouts.   If you’re interested in joining us, I’ll be pacing at Piper’s Alley Fleet Feet, Saturday mornings.  They’re also offering training from the Lincoln Square location on Sundays, if you’re a true North Sider.

Next weekend also promises some fun, as I join a bunch of friends (including intrepid traveler Kim, joining us from D.C.) in the Monster Dash, where I’ll be walking a bit, running a bit, but mostly having a lot of fun in the 5k. 

Costume suggestions???  We’ll take them all!

See you on the path!

Fall Fashion for the Plus Runner

Sporthill's Symmetry Jacket ($95.00)

Every woman wants to look good in her clothes.   This is not an observation which should merit any shock or suprise.  And yet, as a bigger woman who is active, it’s always been hard to find clothing that fits, flatters, and is functional.

I started this site primarily to fill that gap.  I’ve been a plus sized athlete now for the better part of 10 years, and though my weight has moved up, and down, my desire to look as good as I can in my clothes – and heck, to look like an athlete, too – has not abated.

With that in mind, I went looking recently for the new fall offerings for the Plus size crowd.  I searched my favorite vendors, my “go-to” folks who have been brave and future-sighted engough to recognize the boom in this market, and have found a few nuggets for this season’s fall temps. 

I would love nothing more than to report that there is some extraordinarily good fashion out there for us for the fall.  Unfortunately, I’d be overstating the facts.  However, there are some winners, and because I’m all about the positive reinforcement, we’re going to call out some of those folks. 

First Prize for Functionality, Fit and Fashion:  Sporthill Symmetry Jacket ($95.00, available at Sporthill or Team Estrogen)

Sporthill is a company that’s been offering Plus Size running/walking/outdoor aerobic apparel for as long as I can remember.  This year, they’ve come up big with a nice updated color for their Symmetry Jacket ( a gorgeous plum purple).  Sporthill sells their products according to temperature “zones”, and this jacket is designed for Zone 3:  zero degrees to forty degrees. 

Why I love this item: First, it’s just plain good-looking.  The Blackberry color is one of those universally flattering colors – and Purple is all the rage this fall.  To se eit in a plus-size jacket is lovely.

Second, the fabric is technical – that means it wicks sweat away from your skin.  It’s got a brushed poly liner, which is helpful for drawing moisture away, and it’s treated with “DWR”.  DWR means “Durable Water Repellant” – which means it should hold up in a rain.  It’s not going to get you through a storm unscathed – for that, I’d put you in REI’s rain jacket.  It’s also wind repellant, which means it’ll keep you protected if you’re accustomed to the blustery conditions we get in Chicago.

Finally, it’s shaped to flatter.  The measurements are made for someone who carries a chest – and a waist or hips (check the Size Chart for the best size for you before ordering).  Yes, it is more expensive than the Moving Comfort Endurance Shell ($65.00)- however, that jacket is (in my experience) incredibly lightweight and will likely not be that helpful for you come fall. I tried it on at our local Fleet Feet, and, though the color is great, for a fall jacket, it’s overpriced and doesn’t offer enough functionality.  Plus, it frankly didn’t fit (tight in the arms and shoulders for me, though the size chart indicates it should fit.)  My recommendation: if you’re a runner, walker, hiker, or cyclist who needs a flattering jacket you can feel good in, the Symmetry Jacket is the one for you.

Second Prize for Functionality, Fit and Fashion: 

Circuit Long Sleeve Shirt from Athleta ($39.00)

The Circuit shirt from Athleta (shown in yellow at left) is like the house in Goldilocks – not too heavy, not too light, not too short, not too long.  It’s just right.  It’s designed with a wicking fabric, and the length is flattering for most sizes.   I’ve ordered from Athleta before (the TeeLicious tees) and am still wearing all three (five years later) for hiking, running, walking, and everyday wear. 

What I love about this item: First, it’s got a crew neck, which I think is helpful for fall and winter versatility.  Second, the colors are great.  Third, Athleta cuts their clothes for a woman’s body – that means that there’s usually enough room for a chest AND hips (who knew?).  The downside is that this is only offered up to a 2X – but check the size charts  – I would think you’d be safe up to a 51″ waist.

The other shirts on the market this fall (from Nike, Moving Comfort, REI, and Terry) are just not cute enough to make me want to spend $39.00 on a shirt.  The Nike half-zip is too boxy (I own it, and wear it, but oof.)  The REI shirt is too short in the sleeves, has terrible colors, and though it will fit anyone, it doesn’t have any pizzaz.  And the Moving Comfort Long-Sleeved shirts for plus-size women are very long and gather unflatteringly across the hips.  So…here we are at Athleta.  Give  it a shot – you might be surprised!

Third Prize for Functionality, Fit, and Fashion:

Ebony Running Tights by C9 for Target ($19.99)

I used to hate running in capris.  I thought they were ridiculous – a fake-out of a tight that made my legs look shorter.  Man, was I wrong.  As I’ve run in “wide leg” capris for a few years, I’ve come to miss the feeling of a TIGHT.  A tight that holds in my tummy a bit – and provides support for my legs.  With the rage in compression technology, you’d hope that compression tights were on the deck – and they are (more on those in another post) – but if you’re just looking for a cute tight to get you through fall, this is the one for you.

What I love about this item: First, it’s simple.  Basic black, with no piping on the wrong place.  It’s got reflective piping on the leg and on the graphic.  Second, it seems to have a nice flat waistband.  Third, it’s made of duo-dry, with no cotton, and flat seams, so you won’t chafe from sweat or seams.  It has a liner so if you like to run commando, you can.  And fourth, it’s got an inner, zippered pocket for your car keys or emergency cash, which NONE of the wide-leg, capri pants (which are mostly made for hacking around town and yoga, and NOT a run from your house) ever have.  In short, it’s functional and it’s flattering.

The Follies File: Chicago Triathlon Race Report

The Chicago Triathlon is always a grab-bag of an experience, and this Sunday was no exception. From the musical accompaniement of a post-swim strip to drinking a stranger's fluids, this day had something for everyone, including awesome moments of pure human kindness and a kick-ass video to summarize how it really looks from the inside.

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T Minus 2 Days: Chicago Triathlon

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It’s been a hectic week here at Plus Runner, and I wanted to post a few last minute thoughts before the weekend begins.

First, if you’re doing Chicago this weekend, good luck. If I’m the only nutcase out there, I’d be surprised. The weather looks good (low humidity, warm day), but things should be okay.

Second, if you’re wondering what to do to get ready, take a look at the Tri Checklist below for help. I, myself, will be sticking to it like glue after last weekend’s failure of preparation :)

PlusRunner Tri Checklist_2

Thanks for the support, the great comments, and coming along on the journey. As I enter the weekend, I’m super excited for all my friends racing – including Dan, Joe, Lisa, and all the crew from Chicago Endurance Sports. Good luck everyone!

Aim for the Flag

When I was a kid, there was a great little golf driving range a few miles from our house.  Nestled up to an overflow basin for the Ohio River and some gigantic creek, Green Tee Golf was the location of both the Tastee Freeze (or its equivalent) AND the place where I got to spend time with my dad.  Once I was old enough, he’d take me and my brother (and later, my punky little sister) down to the range.  When we were really young, we’d play mini-golf while he hit golf balls; once we were older, he taught us how to hold the club, and how to swing.

I liked mini-golf a lot to begin with.  It had a clear beginning and end, and a purpose I could relate to – hit the ball in that hole (which was no more than 10 feet away.)  I also enjoyed that, in Cincinnati’s soup-like humidity, I could be outside, but not have to run around and get all pink-faced like I did when I played soccer.

But most of all, I liked the fact that I got to hit things indiscriminately.  Once I actually figured out what I was doing, I wasn’t really any good at golf, but I made contact enough to like it.  I’d pick up a rental club, stand over the ball, and whack at it.  Sometimes I made contact, sometimes I didn’t. 

My dad would stand behind me (mostly, immediately behind me) and offer insruction on how I could improve.  Never shy about my personal space, I’d let him get in a few comments before telling him he could stuff it and leave me alone.  How could I know that he was trying to teach me a sport I’d play for life?  I was a snarky 11 year old who knew better.  Please.

Of course, I never really aimed for anything.  Oh, sure, there were flags out there.  But I just needed to hit.the.ball.  I didn’t care where it went, because it wasn’t a part of anything larger for me.  I wasn’t playing for money, or keeping score of how many times I hit the green.  In fact, I usually wanted to get out of there as fast as I could because I wasn’t nearly as good as those people around me, and who needs to prolong THAT kind of misery?   

Turns out, when I finally did get around to playing on a real course, I wasn’t much good.  All I had really learned to do was make contact.  I didn’t know how to avoid the trees down the right side of the fairway, or to modulate the distsance on a shot.  And I didn’t really care for the fact that it didn’t come easy to me.  I think, before I turned 18, I played only one real round of golf with my dad.  And then I didn’t play again until I was 24.

Only then, when I was getting back into the sport with some seriously fun friends, did I learn the key to practicing:  aim for something.  All the time, I’d go to the driving range at Diversey here in Chicago, and see these guys, winding up like 30-year-old versions of my punky 10-year-old self.  They’d just pound the ball wherever, and never give any thought as to where it was going.  Which is great, if you’re just angry.  But if you’re actually trying to accomplish something, you’ve got to learn how to aim.  An instructor once told me that going to the range to practice was absolutely useless, unless every single time I got over the ball, I aimed for a flag.  With golf, you can concentrate a lot, or a little.  Sometimes, you can get so wrapped up in the grip, or your stance, that you forget to aim.  You forget what you’re trying to accomplish.  And sometimes, you don’t even have the grip or the stance to blame.  Sometimes, you just stand over the ball, and fire. 

But that’s not the way to become a better golfer.  To do that, you have to aim every time.  And then you’ve got to learn finesse.  You’ve got to check your fundamentals.  You’ve got to learn what makes a ball shank to the left or slice right, and what small, simple changes can impact your entire game.  In short, you’ve got to become a student of the sport. 

That’s a lesson I think we can easily apply to training for any event, whether it’s your first 5k, or your fifth triathlon.  You see, when you first start training for triathlons (for example), you think that it’s all about getting in the miles.  You’ve just got to pound out a half mile in the pool.  Who cares if you’re efficient? You don’t want to drown.  Then, there’s the bike.  Most of us are simply concerned with making sure we don’t get a flat…and that we can actually remove a water bottle from our rack and not end up on YouTube while doing it.  Small goals, right?  Even with the run, at first, all you care about is having the legs to wrap up a 10k after a 26 mile bike, and a mile swim.  You don’t care about pacing or strategy.  You can’t focus on technique, because you’re too worried about baseline fitness, and not dying out there.

But after awhile, you realize something important:  when you’re just getting in the pool, day after day – or on your bike, because that’s what the schedule calls for, you’re not really doing yourself any favors.  Yes, you’re learning how to pound the ball (figuratively speaking), but are you learning how to aim for the flag?  Are you paying attention to the feeling in your chest when you push it too hard on your swim?  Are you doing the drills that will make you more efficient, or are you just clocking time?  Do you know whether or not you’re wasting energy as you haul yourself down the lane, day after day?  And on the bike, are you still operating on the same gear you’ve been on since day one, or have you ever figured out how to really climb a hill?  Have you learned how to change that flat so it doesn’t ruin your race?  Or are you still at the range, firing away, hoping that things will come together?  

These journeys we take are important.  They have the opportunity to let us become more aware of our bodies, our capabilities, and yes, sometimes our limits.  But they also give us the chance to expand our body of knowledge – to truly learn something more about the sports we’re trying, and to take those skills into other areas.  When I learned how to change a tire on my bike (which didn’t happen until the Chicago Endurance Sports Triathlon Training in 2003, a full FOUR years after I started doing triathlons), it rocked my world.  I went from having a panic attack every time I saw glass in the road to knowing that I would be able to help myself – and others – whenever I needed it.  It also gave me a whole new world to ride in, because I was no longer limited to taking rides with other people, in the city, where a cab or a friend could come and get me if I flatted out.  Suddenly, I was free to ride wherever I wanted.  And that meant I could ride hills, and practice my cadence, and feel what race day would feel like – and that, that was very, very cool. 

You, too have the ability to build your skills, and learn more about yourself, and your sport.   But you have to consciously think about what you want to accomplish when you go out, every day.  Yes, there will be days when you just want to pound away, with no goal in mind.  But mostly, there will be something you can learn, something you can accomplish, as you’re becoming an expert in your sport.  I call it Aiming for the Flag.  It’s a simple concept, but one that can help you sustain your enthusiasm for the sport long after your first race is done.  Because when you become an expert (and here’s the kick) it gets easier.  You can make those adjustments to stay on course, to save energy, and to hit your targets.  You just need to focus on them to get there.  

So next time you go out for a run, or a swim, or a bike ride, think about what you’re really trying to get out of the day.  Pick one thing – just one – and pay attention to it.  Think about your swimming form, or how you feel on hydration on the bike, or how you can get the most power from your ride.  Pay attention.  And pick a small goal, for every session, to keep you focused.

I promise you, the rewards you see will make that little bit of patience, that little bit of finesse, worth your while.

See you on the path…

Spring Haitus

I’m a fan of a variety of television shows, and lately, I’ve been taking a cue.  After a big run with a showy finale, my favorite Fake People take a haitus.  Presumably, this is so editors everywhere can lie on the beach, sleep in, and pretty much pretend that no one cares about these shows.  When the show comes back in the summer or fall (depending on if it’s Cable or network), watchers feel like life is starting up again, and everything is just jolly.  We find out that the Fake Mistress wasn’t a Mistress at all, but a Sister, and the Fake Explosion was really just a bad dream, and we get sucked right back in, like we never left.

I like to think  I’ve just had my own haitus here the past month or so, disappearing from the blog, and from a regular exercise routine.  Except, here’s the thing:  no showy finale.  No big revelations.  Not much at all.  More like the FCC pulled my license to write (and exercise) and I just whimpered into the sunset. 

So apologies to those who’ve come round the last month looking for inspiration or fun or just plain cheap clothes!  I have lots of reasons why I’ve not been here (I have a “new” full time job, and I’m working more, and I moved homes, and have had some travel….and, well, technically, I’m not really doing a whole lot of exercising other than biking, because I’m doing PT a few times a week)…but wait, you probably don’t care, do you?

Well, that’s fair. You shouldn’t have to care – and you know what, that’s okay. 

If I’ve learned anything from this little break, it’s this:  the excuses don’t matter.  It doesn’t matter what keeps you from doing the things you love – it’s how you get back to it that counts.  Maybe you’re on a haitus, too, right now. Maybe your sneakers are dusty, and your goggles are drying out.  But both of them will work when you get back on the path, or in the pool.  And those lovely, inanimate objects (shoes, goggles, path and pool) could care less that you started taking a class, or got sucked into a new show, or had to work on a project that was so busy you barely had time to sleep.  Those inanimate objects will welcome you back, and not judge where you’ve been, or where you’re headed.   And the people – those people who are your running friends, your rowing friends, or your former “hang out and go for a walk” friends- they won’t care, either.  They’ll just be glad to see you again.

I learned that the easy way – last weekend, as I took off for Door County, to ride my bike in gorgeous Peninsula State Park while my friends ran the Door County Half Marathon.  As the Chicago Endurance Sports crew ran through the most serene, most gorgeous course I’ve seen, I pedaled my way through a park that made me ache for Acadia, and dream of spring rides.  It was pretty, and it was easy.  And I was shocked.  After all, I’ve been “only” walking and doing core strengthening for the past few months.  But it turns out, if you’re easy on yourself when you come back from haitus, you can enjoy the return – with no drama, no fireworks, and certainly no breakdowns. 

This week, the return continues with Episodes 2 and 3 – riding, and riding some more, to prepare for Little Red.  While I’m at it, I’m also doing something else TV-esque:  I’m setting the DVR, exercise style.  Seriously – if I can “prioritize” shows on DirecTV, and record Top Gear over Castle, why can’t I prioritize a morning bike ride over sleeping in?  Or an evening ride over a Cubs game?  Well, I can.  But another valuable TV lesson here:  I do HAVE to choose at some point – and every time I choose a non-workout option when I plan my week, there  is a real cost. 

So I’m planning (always planning) and we’ll see if I can deliver.  I’ll keep you posted on the post-haitus recovery, and in the meantime, thanks for reading, and thanks for coming back.

See you on the path!

Lifetime Fitness Race Report

So last weekend I completed the Lifetime Fitness Triathlon in Minneapolis, MN.  If you’re new to “racing” or just “participating” in a half marathon, triathlon, or even a 5k, you’ll find that the running community encourages Race Reports – RRs for short – to let people share, inspire, or just plain brag about what they did.

I’ve only written one race report before – in full.  It was for the Wendy’s Triathlon  in 2004, and I was cleaning recently when I found it.  “A ha!” I thought.  “This is why people keep journals!”  It was funny, and full of details I’d forgotten – or would surely forget in another 10 years, by which point they’d be funny again. 

But since then, I’ve not really done much Race Reporting.  Here, then, is my version of a Race Report.  Settle in with a big cup of coffee – this could take awhile….

Saturday Morning

Wake-Up Call: 4:30 a.m.

Sleep: approximately 4 hours, thirty minutes.

Get up.  No, really, get up.  Grab the key.  Go back downstairs to your room, where all the race stuff is. No, wait. Shower here.  Then go downstairs.  (Because you just HAD to be moved to the other side of the hotel last night at MIDNIGHT, didn’t you, because of that noise from the block party down the street. How is it that you’re 28 floors up in a Marriott and you can’t sleep through a block party?  Your earplugs SUCK, lady.)

Shower, wash hair.  Ooh! Nice hotel robe!  Hm.  Bare feet.  Oh well. Back down the elevator, to your real room.  Strip.  Body glide. Sunscreen.  Deodorant. Sportsbra. Flip Flops. Danskin shorts.  Throw on that long-sleeved shirt. No – take the short sleeved one instead.  That pink Nike one that says “ATHLETE” in big letters.  Maybe they’ll let you in the gates then.  Is that bad form?  Should you have to brag that you’re an ATHLETE?  Oh shut up and put your contacts in.  OW OW OW  OW  OW.  Contacts HURT.  Cry a little. Think about something sad.  Like how totally tired you are.  Okay, try again.  Better. 

Where’s Val?  Oh, seems to be okay.  Alright.  Backpack (fully packed – NO – DON’T check it – you packed it last night, leave it alone!).  Grab your phone, directions to the place.  Call the front desk, tell them you’re coming down for the bikes. CRAP. How did it get to be 5:05 already?  Fill up the water bottles.  And the Gatorade.  Grab that extra bottle for washing your feet in Transition.  Fill it now, you won’t have a chance later.  Where’s the Feed Bag? Peanut butter, plain bagels, check, check.  CRAP.  We’re not going to be out of here by 5:15.  Be patient. Let’s go.

Lobby. Bikes got moved across the room last night.  Here’s hoping they’re in one piece.  Over the river and through the woods, damn this is a long way to the garage.  Val’s bike on the back rack. My bike.  Okay, let’s go.  

Easy getting there.  Why are people backed up?  Just go park, you people!  Park. Bikes off.  Ride down the hill to the site.  Transition – there’s Lisa and her husband Joe, all set up.  Go get set up.  Huh. “Your stuff has to be on the side where your bike tires touch down” says the mini girl in front of you, conveniently located at the end of the race.  Wha? “Is that a new USAT rule?”  She’s bluffing, wants more space. Whatever.  I move down the rack, like 5 bikes.  Oh, cute guy approaching on the other side, and she’s got room for him now?  Bite me, lady. It’s early, and I haven’t had a Diet Coke yet. 

Time to get out of Transition.  Explain to Lisa and Val that they have to take wetsuits with  them, but not WEAR them at 6:30 for their 8:30 start.  Joe seems to have hit the nail on the head.  A lot of these people are…well…assholes.  A lot of them are nice, but some?  So gear and space and checklist obsessed.  Just let it go, it’s only a race…

Okay, you can’t leave Transition yet.  Scope out the Swim In. Shit, that’s like 200 yards away from my bike!  Okay, it is what it is.  Ah, but the bike is really close to Bike Out – and Run Out.  Shit. Bike In is also on the opposite side.  Oh well.  Sharp left from the swim tunnel, all the way down the first alley, right at the trees, and the rack after the one with the blue chalk in front of it. 

Body marking, sitting around.  Eat some bagel with peanut butter (dipped. Hm. Knife would be nice.)  Look for swim gear check. Woops.  They don’t have a swim gear check here – only Gear West, which is not Gear Check, just an outfitter from the Minneapolis area.  Woops.

Walk over to the water. Hm.  The swim course changed.  Wonder why.  Oh, there’s Val’s fam – let’s move over there.  Meet the fam.  Val’s brother Ken heads off for the Olympic.  Then her brother Ed.  Then, oh  wow – oh my god, random stranger down – he’s siezing.  Get up, go find a marshall, get a medic – these people are calling for a medic, but there’s not one within 100 yards.  Run – the pros are coming in, you have to get to the Pro area before they get in.  Yell. “WE NEED A MEDIC OVER HERE WE HAVE A MAN DOWN!”.  Yep, heads are turning.  Put two hands in the air, so that Marshall can get on her walky and get someone.  There’s the sherriff/medic.  He’s grabbing his kit out of  the car. Hurry up, dude.  Shit. How’s he going to hop that fence?  He’s sighting – keep hands up.  Coming at me, they’re breaking apart the fencing, pulling up the fabric to let him under.  We run to the guy, in his bermuda shirt, spectator apparel, he’s not an athlete…he’s stopped siezing, there’s already some red shirts there.  Oh thank God he’s breathing.  The sherriff/EMT pulls some O2 out of nowhere.  Are the kids okay?  Val’s niece and nephew are there – are they scared by this?  Where’s the ambulance?  What? That golf cart is the ambulance?  Okay, he’s on a backboard, they’re loading him up.  He seems okay, but not really conscious.  Wow.

And those waves are still going off. 

Is it time to go yet?  Checking the watch.  Work out logistics with Joe, poor Joe, who will be my pack mule for the morning, carrying my extra sunscreen and peanut butter and keys and phone and that shirt I’m about to strip off. Thanks, Joe!  Checking the watch.  Okay, I’m going.  Yes, you’re going to have to take that shirt off now and just go down to the water in your sportsbra and shorts.  Just rip it off like a bandaid.  Shirt off.  See ya!  Down the sand bank, into the water to warm up.

Except – wow! It’s like bathwater!  Woo hoo!!!!!!  Swim, swim, swim all the way out.  Nice and steady.  Five minute warmup, please!  Huh.  This is okay.  Except now I don’t want to get out. It’s cold out there.  It’s warm in here.  What’s he saying?  Yo, dude with the bullhorn, what wave are we on?  (I like that bullhorn to the folks in the water, by the way, nice touch – let’s me know when to get out…).  Oh, that’s now.  Go, go go.  Oh, wait, they’re only on the 24 year old women.  Get back in.  Gab with the 40-45 year old women about how we love it when people swim over us.  I love the swim.  Get out again. C-c-c-c-cold.  Line up for the wave. What? Line up?  By number?  I’ve NEVER done this.  Interesting.  “SALLIE!” I hear.  Who is that?  OH! There’s Sarah, and Becky!!  Wave, smiling, totally wishing I hadn’t seen them in this lovely state of semi-public nudity. Oh well!  They’re super nice to be here supprorting!!!  Is that a Zach or Sofia there?  (Damn those kids are cute!)

Okay, back to the line. It’s moving.  Tighten that strap – that chip is loose.  Nope, you didn’t quite get it.  Tighten it again.  Take a step.  Tighten it one more time.  Step. No, that’s TOO tight!  Loosen it.  These women behind me must love looking at my ass right now.  Hm.  Getting close.  Stepping up.  Three second intervals, that should be fine. 

GO.  Run, it’ shallow.  High step into the water.  Few more steps.  SHIT, who is that behind me already?  Slow down, people!  Face in the water.  Stroke, get into a rhythm.  Find a bouy.  Get inside that woman in front of you.  Just stay on the inside line.  Bouys on the right.  Stay tight.  Crap, who’s that on my left?  Okay, breathe, just get some strokes in.  Good, stick with that rhythm.  Nice.  Ow, that hurt. “Sorry!” yells the woman next to you.  Just keep swimming.  But isn’t that nice that people apologize in Minnesota?  Turn bouy coming up.  Cut it close.  Dude, you are two waves behind me.  You can get in line for cutting that bouy…sorry.  Okay, why can’t I stay next to this line?  8 strokes, and I keep going left.  ARGH.  Get in the line.  One bouy at a time.  ARGH.  There must be a current here.  Keep working it, stay calm.  Turn bouy.  Line it up.  Site on the shore.  Good clean line.  Huh.  No guards around, and he’s clinging to that bouy.  “Are you okay?” He looks alright, but if you can’t even float, that’s not so good.  “Yeah, I’m fine” he says back.  Okay, keep moving.  Sight, stroke.  Nice and steady.  Okay, you’re getting close.  Swim as long as you can.  Upright!  Oh, god there are ALL those people, lining both sides of that chute!  You’ve GOT to get a better swim top.  Breathe.  Take off the cap. Start jogging up the sandy hill.  Oh, who are you kidding. Just walk.  Okay, faster.  Look up.  You’re doing a good thing, look up.  “Way to go!” they’re saying.  Yes, you know they mean you.  Just smile and keep going.  “SALLIE!” look up.  There’s Myrna and Sarah – and Becky? Jen? The kids?  They’re right by the exit – oh, so good to see them!!!  You can run now! You’re at the top! Go! STOP.  Crossing the Pro’s run path.  Marshall holds you back.  Oh please, it’s not like those two seconds mattered (for me).  Okay, RUN! 

Well, maybe, walk.  Walk, walk, walk the long trek to the bike.  Pat down hair, throw on shirt, socks.  CRAP.  I love these Nike socks, but they’re too tight to just “slip on” in Transition.  Should have worn the Balagas.  UGH.  Take a drink.  Put that Clif Shot in the pocket.  Bike shoes on, helmet on, sunglasses on.  GO GO GO. 

Out of Transition, on the bike, two women in front of me on their bike before the Mount point got stopped. Amateurs :) Okay, get the legs moving, put on the bike gloves, get going.  Hey, pretty.  Hm.  I remember this road.  CRAP. Pothole.  Hm. Another one.  Cobblestones?  Oof.  That hurt.  Wow, I’m going to be lucky not to flat.  Keep going.  Why is this so hard?  Oh, it’s got to be uphill partly.  But gradual?  Damn, my right butt cheek hurts.  What is that?  A Hammy?  that’s pulling up on the pedal. Gotta be uphill at least a little bit. 

What is with these hills?  Wow, volunteers are good.  “Thank you” you keep shouting at them.  “Thanks for coming out” because they ARE good volunteers – they’re almost ALL cheering, even though they don’t have to.  Very cool.  I love this race.  Damn hills.  I love this race.  Damn hills.  Why didn’t I replace the battery on my bike computer?   I haven’t made the turn yet to go over the Mississippi River, so I know I’m not at 6 miles yet, but come ON.  Am I that slow???

Hey, turn time – Oh. My. God.  This is just amazing.  What is it about water?  The river is gorgeous.  HEY.  Keep up that cadence. Get up that hill.  Woo hoo! Downhill!!!!  Right hand turn….hey, think that the next 4 miles will be downhill???

Ha! No such luck.  Guy and a girl up ahead.  Both off their bikes.  They’re walking…uphill.  “You okay?” “Yeah, just old” says the guy.  “That’s okay, I’m fat, but we’re still out here!”  They laugh.  You gotta come up with another line.  Maybe “I’m slow” is nicer to say. 

Man, these houses in Minneapolis are gorgeous.  I could live here – beautiful victorians next to the lakes?  What’s not to love?  Curving again….heading back to transition.  Gotta be getting close.  Power down those flats.  Hm.  Woops.  I still have to go up THAT?  Oh, crap, I have another mile at least.  Woops.  Climb.  Power down.  Turn Left.  Left again, down that road.  Don’t slow down.  Oh, they want me to slow down?  There’s Sarah and Jen and Myrna and Becky and the kids!  And there’s Joe!  He looks confused to see me.  Hm.

Go, off the bike.  Run!  Wait! Take off your bike shoes, you can’t run 200 yards in those!  Okay, now run!  Or walk.  Get to the rack.  Run shoes. CES visor. Fuel belt. GO.

Oh my god, does my right foot hurt.  Where the HELL did that come from?  Stupid, idiotic, dumb plantar fasciitis.  Where have you been for three weeks?  Seriously?  There is no way I’m running this interval.  Keep running.  RUN.  Re-set the watch from 4-2 intervals.  Try a 2-1.  Keep your speed up.  Let your legs loosen up.  Cadence.  You can do this.  Chin UP!  Okay, let’s do this interval. 

“Nice job.”  “Keep it up.”  “Way to go!” They’re all saying it as they pass you.  They must think you’re new.  Little do they know you’re NOT!  Just slow.  Who cares?  It’s nice of them!  And this is why you like this sport.  Okay, this interval is working.  Nice pace.  Hey, look at that, Mile 1 ahead of your target pace!  Keep going…okay, this is an out and back portion.  Is that Lisa coming at you on the out?  Hands up!!!  SHOUT IT OUT SISTAH!  Lisa looks fabulous in her first race – happy and good, and easy!  “I could have finished the bike much faster but I was busy gawking at the houses!” she says as she passes you…SO CUTE!  Okay, pick it up, make her chase you a little (as if.)  Hand’s up – there’s Val, not far behind her!  High fives all around, she looks AWESOME!  Who’s that guy coming at you?  I don’t know him, do I?  He’s heading for me.  “I don’t know who you are, but you just made me start running again” he says.  AWWWW.  He’s big like me!!!  Look at that!  Was it my glorious chest?  My waving to Val?  The fact that I’m a Big Girl?  I don’t care!!! 

Okay, settle down.  You’re not picking him up on the course.  But he’s with Team In Training. I bet I could find out who he is.  STOP RACE STALKING.  Okay, there’s footsteps.  Hey, it’s Lisa!  Damn, she’s fast.  She’s doing awesome. Sooooo good.  And she likes the sport – yay! Another convert!  Okay, get her moving – she needs to finish strong!  More footsteps….Mile 2.  There’s Val!  Oh yeah, a camera….how nice is she? She’s going to walk an interval with me….so sweet…okay, shoo her off, too.  See you at the finish!  Okay, coming around the bend…there’s the gang again, and Sarah is RUNNING at me with the kids.  Zach on one arm, Sofia on the other, Myrna, Becky and Jen all laughing as the kids plow towards me with Sarah yelling “We’re going to run with Sallie!”  How cute is THAT!!! Smile!!!  Grab Sofia’s hand, and start jogging.  “Sofia’s faster than I am!” you yell.  Well, she is.  Is there an Under Four division?  She’s strong!  Okay, say goodbye, and head off, smiling.  I have amazing friends.  I have amazing friends. I have amazing friends. 

Cross the bridge, hear the finish line.  Volunteers saying “it’s just around the corner!”  See that line…start to kick..bit early, but now you can go.  There’s Lisa, cheering!  Go, go, GO!!!  Yep, still have a lot left in the tank.  Could have gone faster.  Oh well.  Chin up – finish strong!  Through the line, and smile for those cameras!  (But keep the arms down!)

And then it’s done!  Val’s mom is in the premiere seating watching us come in, and she’s smiling and waving…I see Joe at the finish, and all the friends and fam are around.  Grab a cold wet towel, some water, some grub, and reunite with the gang.

What a great day.  Talk about lucky.  When do we do this again?

THE DETAILS:

Triathlon Results – Short Course
 
Finish Time: 2:21:45.8
Category Place: 70 out of 71 Women 35 to 39 finishers
Overall Place: 962 out of 996 Short Course finishers
Gender Overall Plc: 486 out of 510 Female finishers
 
Triathlon Splits
Swim  .4 mile
 
Time: 19:46.1
Pace: 3:04 /100m
Category Place: 56
Overall Place: 803
Gender Overall Plc: 401
 
Transition #1
 
Time: 5:53.7
Category Place: 64
Overall Place: 907
Gender Overall Plc: 458
 
Bike  15 miles
 
Time: 1:03:00.0
Pace: 14.3MPH
Category Place: 64
Overall Place: 898
Gender Overall Plc: 436
 
Transition #2
 
Time: 3:32.9
Category Place: 62
Overall Place: 889
Gender Overall Plc: 444
 
Run  3 mile
 
Time: 49:32.9
Pace: 16:31/M
Category Place: 71
Overall Place: 989
Gender Overall Plc: 505
 
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